
No Shirt, No Shoes, But We Have Service: Navigating By Cell Tower in Las Perlas
Sometimes, ya gotta Zoom.

If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, He Will Break the Oven: Espiritu Santo
This is how cruising goes. One minute you’re swimming in a perfect anchorage; the next, you’re clutching your abandon ship bag.

Who's a Liar, Who's a Thief? Part II
It’s so much easier to name when you’re an outsider. You have no power, no responsibility to change.


Time and Tide Wait For No Woman: The Rule of Twelfths
Like the Pirate Code, it’s more what you’d call ‘guidelines’ than actual rules.